Our first port we arrived in when we got to China was Shanghai. Because we went on the overland tour, I only saw about 40 minutes of the city on our drive to the airport. We got on a plane with about 40 other passengers from the ship to all go stay in Beijing for 2 nights and then fly to Hong Kong and meet up with the ship. Before leaving that day, Jeanie and I raided the ship for bread, apples, bananas, peanut butter, and goldfish. Survival foods in hand, we were ready to face China.
It’s funny how you can be surrounded by American products and stores every day of your life at home and it has very little significance, but then you fly across the world and immediately American products become the biggest attraction. You have no idea how many times I’ve heard “Look there’s a McDonalds!” The minute we got to our hotel, Elliot and I went walking downtown Beijing to find the mall, hopeful for American food of course. It didn’t take but two minutes before the “don’t step out of the box and try anything new” Americans were walking the mall, Starbucks frappuchino in hand. As if our looks didn’t scream tourist enough, we have green straws to our lips and are wide eyed pointing out the neighboring McDonalds, KFC, and Pizza Hut along the way. Much to my surprise, Beijing even has a Dairy Queen…I guess that’s what they like about Texas too. And if the American food chain restaurants weren’t enough for us to forget where we are, we even got asked by two Chinese girls if they could take a picture with us. Aren’t we supposed to be asking them that question?? I don’t know what it is about this place, but I love China! I never thought I would say that, but I really do. I don’t know if it’s the fact that I’m just happy to be off the confined areas of the ship, or maybe it’s even the American comfort foods, but either way China has won me over. After we unglued our eyes from the golden arches, we actually did find some real Chinese culture. Amongst the bright lights, and large flat screen TVs that scaled the walls of the downtown buildings was a small alleyway for the Chinese market (sounds sketchy, and it was). Now I’ve never been one to want to look like a tourist, but there’s no hiding it in China, all guards down I might as well have had on a fanny pack and an American flag t-shirt with the amount of pictures I was snapping at all the food stands down the street. Raw meats on a stick, squid on a stick, seahorse on a stick, caramelized strawberries on a stick, and of course the most fascinating of them all, live scorpions on a stick. Yes, live. I guess they wanted you to see that they were fresh before they cooked and served them to you. Five live scorpions stabbed onto a skewer moving their little legs around like they were trying to get free before someone fried them up. Although we didn’t try any, we did go so far as to ask a Chinese man who was eating one to take a picture with us.
Our first day in Beijing was one of my favorite days off the ship so far. First, we climbed The Great Wall. It was just as incredible as the pictures, and even better. I think part of the reason I liked it so much was because we actually got to experience it. So many of the places we’ve been we have gotten to take pictures and look at, but having the experience of climbing the wall made it so much more fun. It was so steep and actually took a lot of work to get up to the top. It was extremely cold and windy but by the time we were to the top, we were all hot and tired. Going down was almost harder than the climb up. You had to lean way back and go slow, which was extremely hard for Grisha. He just wanted to run down, and didn’t quite understand that if he fell he would start rolling and probably not stop until he got to the bottom. Thankfully we all made it down alive. Later that day, we visited the sacred way that led to the thirteen temples of the important leaders of China (or something like that)…obviously I was having more fun climbing on the statues that lined the path, and playing in the sacred temples with the kids than I was paying attention. The next day, we visited Tian’Amen Square, the largest downtown square in the world. It was really cool to see and very high security. It’s where the gates to the forbidden city are, and where a lot of their government is run. There wasn’t really a lot to see there, but it was huge. We also visited the forbidden city which was so big and extremely elaborate. Every building had so much detail into it, with special carvings and paintings on the outsides, the inside walls and even the ceilings. There are bricks that were laid on the grounds of the forbidden city that are still there, and they are 15 layers thick because the emperor was afraid people would try to dig tunnels underground to get in. For dinner that night, we went to a traditional imperial dinner. It, like the forbidden city, was very elaborate and we even got to eat with gold ware. The so called “traditional” dinner didn’t seem to traditional anymore when I heard Kelly Clarkson music playing in the background. Something about that just doesn’t make you feel like you’re in china anymore let alone an imperial restaurant. The few days in Beijing was great and helped us get to know some of the people from our ship better. We made friends with an Italian actor, and two gay guys who travel with their teddy bear and take pictures of him everywhere they go. You think I’m kidding, but no. Actually they are really nice and very entertaining.
So after surviving on rice and McDonalds, I was glad we were headed back to the ship. Much to my surprise, I loved China and learned a lot about the culture and the people. A few things I learned while here:
1. Most of the time you are not actually paying for the product, but more paying for the lady to go away and stop asking you for the 100th time if you want to buy a watch
2. The women must have strong legs after peeing in holes in the ground all their lives
3. I didn’t see one single fortune cookie while in China. Pei Wei is lying to us...
4. I am proud to say that I finally understand and can tell the difference between all of the Asian cultures. One thing they all have in common though…tall, tall, tall, very ugly apartment buildings fill their cities.
5. They still take pictures with the peace sign, and I still don’t know why.
Oh I almost forgot, we saw the water cube and birds nest from the olympics! They were sooo cool!